Iron Maiden "Not Cool"
In an article published today by Glossy News.com, Iron Maiden have apparently become uncool with pre-teens [were they ever "cool"?]. Heres an excerpt from the rather tongue in cheek article:80's Band Deemed Uncool by Kids
Local preteens were unsure how much 80's metal band Iron Maiden sucks after listening to the Maiden's famed live album, Live After Death. "I don't get it... why does the crowd like keep chanting about the devil. That's not cool"; Showing once and for all, rock n roll has lost all credibility as a vehicle of rebellion.
Iron Maiden's concerts typically resemble more of a chant/scream than a typical concert. For those among us who are unfamiliar with the experience, it's a lot like religion, but without the bizarre dogma
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preteens were unsure how much 80's metal band Iron Maiden sucks after listening to the Maiden's famed live album, Live After Death. "I don't get it... why does the crowd like keep chanting about the devil. That's not cool"; Showing once and for all, rock n roll has lost all credibility as a vehicle of rebellion.
Iron Maiden's concerts typically resemble more of a chant/scream than a typical concert. For those among us who are unfamiliar with the experience, it's a lot like religion, but without the bizarre dogma.
Maiden, who's material deviates from the popular non-mythical/historical norm, is not taking the criticism all that seriously. In all seriousness, the drummer drove his car into somebody because they drew his ire this summer, so one can doubt the band is all that worried about heckling children.
Something went wrong, if you're a angry 10yr old and this doesn't appeal to you...
"My dad listens to them. They sing about weird stuff. It's always like history class or a some weird old story..." says some random 7th grader from down the maple street. The little kid from down the maple street is actually the child who was killed by the mob on that episode of the Twilight Zone. If you don't which episode this article refers to, shame on you. "One to the other... one to the other" Come to think of it, I think The Iron Maiden used a Twilight Zone quote in one of their songs. Hey, didn't that come together nicely?!
*inert stereotypical brief biographical account for conclusion* Iron Maiden, which was founded in the 1970's by bassist Steve Harris, has been playing fantasy style metal for close to 35 years. Maiden had a string of extremely popular albums through the 1980's and recently a top 40 record with Dances of Death.
Poor little dears, eh? Still rocking out to Justin Timberlake and Christina Agulera. I wish I had heard Maiden when I was 10 and didn't waste my time always searching for good music.
The young kids will always despise the music their elders listen to. When I was 10 years old, I listened to some silly pop too (what a shame! 
). All the kids want to be 'cool' and fashionable. But then, when I grew older, I stopped caring about trend, fashion and piublic opinion. I started listening to Heavy Metal. And I even like being "uncool" - trendy gals listening to Britney Spears can despise my musical taste and laugh at me 'cuz I'm different... but I laugh at them because ttey're all the same!
2Dark Mind: oh, seriously? 
How could you?! ![lol[1].gif](style_emoticons/<#EMO_DIR#>/lol[1].gif)
Cheers
when has it ever needed to be cool. its not really been 'cool' at all. because it attracts its own fans and doesnt need some marketing plan to sell. maiden is a cult, but its a big cult. you either love them or you hate them. cool has never come into it, their not a pop band for christs sake.
Exactly, dogigniter! When I introduce people to Maiden, I don't use mainstreamish stuff like Run to the Hills and Wasted Years. I fire Paschendale and Rime of the Ancient Mariner at them. Maiden's unique sound. Either you get it or you get out.
Err... Top 40 Album?!
Strange kid...
Ya, I agree. I'm just about to turn 15, and I became a Big Maiden Fan last Summer.
I wish I had gotten in to them earlier. Or grown up in the 80's that would have been an experience.
i became a maiden fan 2-3 years ago and im working it in to my class mates head that theyre cool by the way im 13 soon 14
Top 5 album, everywhere but the USA!
How could you?! Cheers
Yeah, what a shame!
Blessed be my classmate who gave me my first Rock CD! 
P.S. Didn't expect to see you there!
Welcome!
I've been around much longer than you could expect 
50 cent is cool.
Britney Spears is cool.
Craig David is cool.
R&B with pretty bitches is cool.
Iron Maiden is not cool.
I am not cool.
You guys are not cool.
Lemmy is (also) not cool.
I like things that aren't cool.
Me too.