Ah bad joke. Sorry. What's not a joke though is that Maiden have authorised a limited edition run of Iron Maiden shoes with the shoe maker "Vans". There are currently two designs available with the promise of two more.
When Shoe Worlds Collide
The official Vans site states: "The legendary "Killers" cover artwork is plastered up and down the sides of these Classic Sk8-His and the band's logo is scrawled prominently across the outer wall. A must have for any true fan." You can take a look and order them for yourself at this address.